Adok's Tumblelog

1. There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

2. Time is a great teacher…but unfortunately, it kills all its pupils.

3. Flying is learning how to throw yourself to the ground and miss.

4. You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is “Never try”.

5. If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.

6.. A computer once beat me @ chess…but, it was no match for me in kickboxing.

7. There are 3 sides in an argument: Your side, my side, and the right side.

8. Employees are like mules…for some, you stand in front and coax them along with a carrot. For others, you stand @ the back and kick them in the ass. The key to a successful business is knowing which mules are which.

9. Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with Microsoft Windows.

10. If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half assed. That’s the American way.>